My watch must be off...

Dan craps every day around 4:00pm.

At 3:50pm, I sat him on the toilet. I told him I was going to wait there until he pooped. He kept crying the word "Noooo" like Anakin when he found out Padme died giving birth (CAUTION SPOILERS LOL).

He cried so hard he made a grimace that looked like the Tragedy mask. I could only see two teeth on the bottom because his lip was so curved around his jaw in a huge gaping expression of horror that his ass was on the toilet instead of snug in a pull-up I knew he was inevitably going to shit.

We stayed in the bathroom for 20 minutes. Tristan laid on the floor, tiled with tiny yellow and white tiles, and pointed to all the white ones saying "White, white, white, white, white" every time he pointed to a new white one. Very serious business!

Twenty minutes later and Dan's bowels were going strong. He said he didn't have to poop. So we went outside to play.

He started squatting.

I rushed him back inside and stuck him on the toilet yet again for another 7 minutes. No poop.

WTF.

Didn't matter. I was off at 4:30. I left his inevitable payload for another poor soul to wipe up.